"If I’m ever really jokey when I’m around you, like awkward and make bad jokes which could be insulting, it’s just because I love you, okay? And I’m bad at talking things."

– Harrison

Dmitri’s back from Brown for summer and thus begins his nonstop search for west coast hook ups. The efforts are kind of hilarious. There was this one girl he tried to hit on…
Girl: Where do you go to university?
Dmitri: I go to school in Rhode Island
Girl: But you live in California?
Dmitri: Yes
Girl: So… How do you get there?
Dmitri: Um I take a plane
Girl: You fly there every morning!?