Me:So I tried to wax my legs today and and it was a huge mess and now there are patches of wax stuck to my skin.
M@:Aren't you supposed to grow out the hair first?
Me:I did, I mean, I haven't seen you for a week so it's not like I really had a reason to shave.
Me:That's so attractive, I know.
M@:Yeah it's a little gross but that's okay