septembre 2010
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I don't know why I find arrogance so sexy.
But not cocky arrogance; a Mr. Darcy kind of understated air of superiority that is well-deserved and inconspicuously displayed.
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août 2010
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She is perfect in that fucked up way
that all the magazines seem to want to glorify these days.
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You've got a lovely way with words; must be the...
Oh what a lovely way with words. Is that the way you see the world?
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Why are you so fucking jaded?
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The 5 Year Plan
Get over the fact that guys here are douches. Go on an extended vacation with Allie in England and Italy. Find a boyfriend from either location. Made sure aforementioned Euro boyfriend can afford a plane ticket to California. Import the boy and come home. This is incredibly pathetic. Why won’t more of you just move here and save us the trouble?
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Aoû 30
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Me: He's straight, right?
M.: Well, I know he doesn't like guys... but he doesn't like girls either.
Me: What?
M.: It's called asexual.
Aoû 30
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If it's just a game, then I like the way that we...
(via largerthanlifesize)
Aoû 30
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antics-of-the-average a demandé : Hey, thanks a lot for the follow!!
I write comedy stories about my antics (mostly drunken)
I’m in the process of publishing my blog stories into a book, and was wondering if you could copy my link around to as many of your friends as possible it would be a MASSIVE help!

Thanks again for following!
Matt B
http://image-of-the-invincible.tumblr.com/
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“…and another fairytale fades to grey.”
– Allie
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WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR GENERATION!?
Me: I'm trying to get Calculus, but it's kind of full.
Roger: Oh you mean Counseling?
Me: CALCULUS
Roger: What's that?
Me: ...Math.
Aoû 27
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The awkwardness of my life.
This morning, I left my phone on a bench because I was too busy reading and focusing on staying awake to worry about such insignificant things as remembering to not leave my phone on a bench. KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON. I handled it all surprisingly well and found out that somebody put my phone in a certain teacher’s office. So I headed over to the office on my little quest. There are these...
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brightlybrightly a demandé : Deal :)

Make it happen
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Aoû 26
So rich, so pretty; the best piece of ass in this...
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“…we laughed and laughed, together and separately, out loud and silently,...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer
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oh, inverted world: I Really Don't Understand Gay... →
astoldbymyeesha: … 1) FUCK YOU. 2) Are you implying, then, that straight people are perfect? Right. If you took your head out of your ass for just one minute, you might notice that you aren’t any more perfect than someone who’s gay. 3) How the fuck do gays increase bullying? Is it not…
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“He did not often think of people as individuals, but rather as antidotes for the...”
– John Steinbeck (via suzywire) (via intysonspants)
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